- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

What's harder to pick up, a football or an anvil? It doesn't matter when you lost your fingers in 'nam.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

knock knock Goodbye

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the dog die? He was old

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

who is not good looking? mon morello

What do grass and cows have in common? They both say "moo" except for grass

Q: Were did the balls go? A: In the sack.

Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

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