What do you call a black man? Rob

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

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Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

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What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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I have a horse.

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What's the cure of cancer? Death.

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i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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Why was the girl sad? Because borat came had DA SEXI TIME with yo mother in law:)

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what kind of mexicans are NOT in the U.S. -legal

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Adam Sandler is still funny ! *cough*

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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