- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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