- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

A Jew walks into a wall with a boner. He breaks his nose.

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener.

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