What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Roses are red violets are blue I don't know you so get away from me.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why didn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing Mittens

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

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Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Getting your balls chopped off by a maniac on LSD.

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Thank you Nero, this might not sound apropiate at all, but I am in love with you and have always been, and just want you to know that what I love the most about you is your spirit, your kindness, and sincerely, how you make me feel safe, I think its that you are dead honest to the point where you insult people asking for your opinion, I never had to question what you really mean or want, you just say it out loud, I love you, I realize it must be strange hearing that from someone you see as a daughter, I remember my father too well to consider you one, but I guess I always considered you a hot big brother of sorts. You are 32 huh? You always knew did you not? Why that secret of all things? Ill be arriving as soon as those trained killers of yours show by, and man are they fast and loyal, only you could inspire that love. I know your name is Nero, but I would not mind calling you Axel or at least knight, that's what you have always been for me.

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A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

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Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

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A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

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What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

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You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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