that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

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Roses are red. Violets are blue.

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How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

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A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

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what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

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Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

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Your Mom The End.

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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96

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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I know 7 facts about you: 1. You're reading this. 2. You hate this overused shit. 3. You may think I will skip a number. 5. And you hate me much more. 6. You have seen porn. 7. You want me to kill myself. I am just gonna go suicide.

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Pilot: We need to lighten the load of this plane Italian: I'll throw out these pizzas, there are too many of them in my country Mexican: I will throw out these tacos, there are just too many of them in my country The american stares in horror at the two men, the pizza and tacos were their only food and they were lost in the Himalayas.

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whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

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To the 'am i pregnant now?'-section: Yesterday I spilled mustard on my brand new pants. That was just before I went out to some clubs. That night, after I had enjoyed myself with friends and alcohol, while I was walking home I was raped several times by big, black and hung men. It hurt a lot and my anus is still bleeding. My question is: What is the best way to get rid of the mustard stain?

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i black man walks in to a bar.he askes if he can make out with you? the man says"no. black man says"why? the guy says"because im not homersexal. black man says"oh. boss says"hey i told you dont talk to black people. guy says"no i can ekplan.boss says no more of buts or buy. boss says" you are fired guy says"NO! boss says"yup both of you get out! guys say no two guards come to talk them out. THE END`DONE!

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roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

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