What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Q. how to kill the germ on a food. A. wash it with bleach.

What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

your mama so old, shes dead.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

LeBron in the fourth quarter

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

What did Hellen Keller say to her baby cousin? Nothing

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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