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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

There is a hawk and a squirrel sitting in a tree. a farmer walks by with a strange package so the hawk turns to the squirrel and says nothing because he is an animal and incapable of speech, he then eats the squirrel because he is a bird of prey.

So a black guy goes to college and doesn't steal anything or rape anyone. He has a 4.0 GPA and is one of the smartest students at Harvard University.

A man crossed the road. A chicken stood in a doorway smoking a cigarette wondering why whenever he crosses the street his motives are always questioned yet men and other animals are allowed to go about their day normally. END CHICKEN DISCRIMINATION NOW!

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

You wake, and up for a second you are dazed. Then you open your eyes slowly because you are afraid of what is to come. You then remember oh right I had a sleepover at john smith's house.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

What's as hard as a rock? A rock

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

Horse walks into a bar. 'The barman says 'why the long face?' The horse says 'I've got cancer'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

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