What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he is being treated in a mental institution and eats his own fecal matter.

WOw you have no life

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Roses are red Violets are blue Start running Cuz ima F*** you Runn Forest Runn! Jubie

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Next time someone says "I have mad money"... Say "whys it mad"

My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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