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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why'd The Little Kid Drop His Ice Cream Cone? Because He Witnessed His Mom get Raped in front of his house by the man driving the ice cream truck and the realized that he was licking frozen semen......

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Why was blueberry flavoured bubblegum cancelled? Because it tasted like soup.

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Knock Knock! Who's there? ... THE DOOR!!

A 14 year old boy's mother walks into his room whilst he is naked. The boy requests for his mother to leave; so she apologizes and leaves as the whole incident was rather embarrasing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Dwight Howard

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A man died.

A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

Hey Bill, did you know we have a black guy in our family tree? Really? Yeah, he's still hanging there

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