- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he fell out of the tree? Nothing, he died.

I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What do you call a person with 4 arms? A normal person. (fore arms) (meant to be audible)

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

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Whats the answer to life? im not sure

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