How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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MR MCANN WHAT COLOUR IS YOUR PUBES ?

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Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

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What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Comedian: Do you all wanna hear a joke? Audience: Yeah!!! Comedian: Okay! What did the bad comedian say to the audience? Audience: What?!! Comedian: Chicken butt. Thank you, you've been a great crowd. Good night!

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Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

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What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

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why are black people so fast? because there black

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Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

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What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

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why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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