A man walks into his cubicle and sits down. After a long day of work, he goes home and happens to die whilst eating dinner.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

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Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

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womens rights.

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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one day a boy asked a Manican if it had a pulse it didn't

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

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Robert Palmer: Doctor Doctor give me the news! Doctor: You have contracted lung cancer and AIDS. You will die before Christmas.

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What did Tom see after taking a much need long nap? The ceiling.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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