read this sentence again.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

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If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

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what is the world worst joke? this one

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This is an anti-joke.

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A russian gives away vodka.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Steve" "Oh hey Steve, come on in"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

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You're such a retard, you have to take special education, live with a mother that doesn't know what to do with you, not understand the real world, and have people look at you strangely for the rest of your life.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call a black man with a knife and red liquid on his hands? A chef who accidently spilled strawberry jam on himself.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

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A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

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They say laughter is the best medicine but i've always found it hard to laugh at cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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