- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's worse than losing your wallet? Having a miscarriage.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK person with a deck-patio no please don't

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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