why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

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What do you call a group of geese? A giggle

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What fires shots? A gun

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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