2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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How many women does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Thomas Edison was a man.

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What do you call a fat man that breaks into your house at 2 a.m. and steals your money and your television? Probably a dumbass, a jackass, a moron, an idiot, or something in that general area.

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How many blondes does it take to replace a light bulb? Well, it depends if the person is blond or not. Also the person's age, as kids may not understand this proses at all.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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How can you tell your not italian? You aint no Guito!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

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A guy walked into a restaurant. He sat down and had a lovely meal left the restaurant got in his car and went home. The End

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How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

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Why can no one in africa read or write? I would asume the lack of public education combined with the fact that setting up an education system for so many widespread remote comunities would be a logistical nightmare. But then again I have never been to africa and know little about the country and so the premise of this joke is probably a dramatic overstatement in the first place.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Sarah Palin.

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What did Tiger Woods do when he saw a woman taking her shirt off? He looked the other way so he could make his birdie putt

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why did the girl cry because she was raped

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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An Irishman, an American, an Australian, a Chinese man, a Turk, a Brazillian, a Canadian, a Jew, an African, a German, a Mexican, a Norweigian, a Swede, a Spaniard, a Russian and an Indian walk into a bar.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

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