- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whos there Not Susie What did Susie get for Christmas? I don't know , she never opened it. Who high fived Susie? No one Why did Susie die? She got shot in the face

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand. The owner of the stand marveled at how close such an adorable duck was to him and proceeded to sell lemonade undisturbed.

What do you call nuts on a wall? Walnuts. What do you call nuts on your chest? Chestnuts. What do you call nuts on your chin My dick in your mouth.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Tilt your screen back .

whats worse than a leaf in your bed? World hunger, global warming, the economy......

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

TIMMY

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

My dog barks when someones at the door.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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