Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have your test results, You have cancer.

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*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

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My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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