- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

HEY!

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock knock... Home invasion

Whats long hard and full of semen? A dick.

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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