What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

A seal walks into a club.

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Hitler has a certain "genocide-quaw" about him

what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

Poker? I barely even know her.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

what happened when u got some swag? i don't know u still don't have any

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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