- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

How do Chinese people name their kids? They could look up a baby-names book, consult their family history, or make one up

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What do you put in a toaster? Bread, or sometimes a small penis.

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can? A dead baby in 10 trash cans.

these are shit

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

What's better than a stick? A stone

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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