- Anti Joke

Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

A White man, a Black man, and an Asian man go to Heaven. They were in a plane crash.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

Why did the cook put rubber bands in the spaghetti Because he was an asshole

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.