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What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

Eric is gay Ha

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

It is true that Trump will make America great again.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

what's worse, ten babies stapled to a tree or one baby stapled to ten trees?

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

you give like i give lomain

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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