- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

what happened to the slut last time she opened her legs. a bee flew in and stung her. turned out she was deathly allergic. she died a painful death.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

A man walks into a sofa. BANG

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

"I want a boyfriend for these cold winter nights" ... Shut up you slut go buy a blanket.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

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