Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

have you seen Helen Keller's bird house? neither has she

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Your mom is so fat she is larger then the average person.

Why did Jerald heat up pizza? Because he was hungry.

Your mother has cupcakes, she offers you one, how many does she have left? The same amount she had before, you are full. Moral: Cupcakes.

Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Whats cold and frozen? ice

What did the shark say to the boat captain? So do you prefer cards or pool?

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

Title IX

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

nolan is gay

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

What did the cannibal eat for Christmas. Your Mom!

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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