Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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