- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

antonis sister is mighty fine

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

I'm Polish.

So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

your momma's so stupid, she starved to death in a supermarket i probably would too...considering all the good shit needs to be cooked

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

what draws the line between sex and rape? a pen

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

What is the biggest lie ever? "I have read and agreed to the Terms of Use"

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

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