- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Jews

Whats The diference between a park bench and a black man? A park bench can support a family of five hahahhaahahah

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

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