Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

What's the difference between an apple and a baby. An apple is a fruit. A baby is a human being.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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