Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

A girl asks a Croatian bartender for a beer, the bartender replies, 'There is no beer in this bar.'

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Wuts brown and smelly? Brown smelly stuff.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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