- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

A man is at the doctor's office and the doctor says to the man: "I'm sorry sir, you have AIDS and Alzheimer's disease." The man says: "Well, at least I don't have AIDS!"

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

I can't believe they been together for 16 years!! Who? Deez Nutz!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

Why couldn't the blond get into the library? Because the library was closed therefore the door was locked.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet, so he/she can put it down.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Can anyone Lenin money?

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

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