Emily Walker.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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