- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

I was walking down a railway line the other day... I was fined £1000

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? It's funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small.

If your riding a jet ski and the wheels fall off Then how many pancakes does it take to Cover a dog house Purple because ice cream doesn't have Any bones

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

Q. What happened to the dog when he was kick in the privates? A. Nothing he was neutered a year ago.

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

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