Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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i like turtles

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Eating mud

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whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

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What's red, green and smells like crap? Green and red crap.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

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I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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800000000000000000?0?00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?0000 I hate you

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Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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