- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

Why did the chicken cross the dairy farm? Sex.

some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

Evan Ramsey hahaha go CAD

Knock knock who's there?... a stupid punchline because the door is imaginary and I am just wasting your time telling a knock knock joke

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

Eric is gay Ha

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

I man was taking a major shiit He forgot to wipe

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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