Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What's the worst part of being a black Jew? That is a very uncommon combination of race and religion, therefore causing obvious confusion.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

whats green and lives in the water

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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