What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What city likes baseball the most? New York

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Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

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knock knock WHO'S THERE?! ARE YOU A SEX CRIMINAL?! NO ONE WANTS TO DO THAT TO YOU MUM!

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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A little boy was walking down the street when a strange looking van stopped next to him and the man driving asked the little boy where he lived, where his mother was, and if he wanted a puppy because he had some in the back seat.... The boy proceeded to enter the van. The man then handed the child a puppy and promptly drove the boy home.

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How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

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a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

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What did the asian say to the President of the United States? I don't speak English

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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