There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being hit by a plane.

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Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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A man walks into an exam room for a doctor's appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

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Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Why did the blind man get hit by a bus? Because his seeing-eye dog was distracted by a squirrel and ran off, leaving the man in the middle of the cross-walk in heavy traffic.

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your mom is so ugly that she was made fun of in highschool so much that she now has social issues and a fear of close relationships which is why she left you and your father at age 5

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A man walks into a bar and shuffles his way through the intoxicated patrons. He finds the only open stool and quickly sits in it before any other see it. The bartender approaches him and ask: "What will it be?" The man replies: "Can I have a beer?"

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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What do pebbles and Batman have in common. They're both pebbles. Except Batman.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

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What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

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Barack Obama

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Anti Joke

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