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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between lizzy and a momma hippo........ lizzy doesnt bathe.

once there was an anti-joke. it wasn't well thought out or even very creative. what happened to the anti-joke's premise? it got undermined or reversed in the punchline. but the punchline was way too straightforward. so, the whole joke really ended up sucking.

What happened when a black lady sat in the front on a bus? She didn't vomit because she could see the road, which helped with her motion sickness. Also the driver got in a better mood because he had company, and the lady was a pleasant person.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

Why didn't Joey play with the other kids on the playground? Answer: He was dead

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen property that you should return immediately because the consequences of shop-lifting can prevent you from getting a good job and might land you in prison.

So a penguin walks into a bar. Penguin's have been affected by global warming so much that they decide to drink away as they near their final hours.

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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