- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

Nero, I can barely stay awake, can we chat more later today though? I would really enjoy that, and sleep before that.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Your mom came to my house last night. We played chess.

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

who do you call when you see a ghost in your apartment? The Mental Hospital.

You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

what's the easiest way to tell time? a clock

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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