- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

What you call it when 8 goes over 4? An improper fraction.

What happened when Chuck Norris jumped into the pool? He then got water on him, and later had to dry off.

person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? there are more birds on that side

You: That was awful. Me: You know what else is awful? You: What? Me: This joke.

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

how do you get a clown off a swing. hit it with an apple in his nuts

What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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