Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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whats white and black, and red all over, kiren poping jacob cherry

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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Why did the janitor commit suicide? He was sick of people's shit.

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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So, there was two successful business men at a social gathering when one leans in to the other to comment, "Hey, that women over there, she looks like your wife!" to which the other one replies, "That is my wife."

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

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What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Six isn't actually afraid of seven. It is true that seven devoured nine's carcass, but one has to understand that cannibalism is not a taboo in their culture. In the world of cardinal numbers, protein is precious and leaving corpses to rot is dangerously unsanitary. You should not judge them by the standards of human society. It's ignorant and offensive.

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What is duke oxtoby? legend.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

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Wenn Sie dies zu übersetzen, dann ist dein ein Esel

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A man did not like this site

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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