Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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american idol

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How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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What's worse than bombs? Nukes

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what is black and white and read all over? a bankrupt newspaper that cannot afford color ink because the accountant misplaced company funds.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: In order to avoid being mauled by a coyote.

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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A woman stopped making sandwiches.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the gay's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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Why did the man walk into the wall? He was blind.

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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