How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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So FDR walks into a bar.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

A door walks up with a knob what does the guy do? he opens the door

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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