What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

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cancer

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What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

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A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

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What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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