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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

A russian gives away vodka.

Is it considered sexual harassment if a midget says to a woman, "your hair smells nice"? Holy crap i don't like black people.

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

"What's wrong?" "I can't fap." "Why not?" "Because I saw your face."

Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. It never receives it because it can't talk and is far too small to see.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's big and purple? Barney

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Very likely in a hospital, but that would be a professional interest, not a sexual one.

How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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