- Anti Joke

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

What did Chuck Testa do when he saw she had died of a heart attack? He cried and gave her a proper funeral and burial.

What does a sock, pillow and a lamp have in common? -they all live underwater expect for the sock, pillow and lamp -Matt

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

cancer

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Who has, there are like... Well actually I might have watched them all, downloaded them in a torrent... A LEGAL torrent of course... NOT. Well, you get a hint, it looks a lot like Mickey Mouse, and its a trick question since Mickey Mouse was not actually drawn by Disney, so yeah.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's Hitler's favorite beverage? Soda! Not Juice (jews) you asshat!

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.