- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Why'd the guy fall off the building? I pushed him

Why did the young boy drop his bus. He was hit by an ice cream.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did Steve put his trumpet in the fridge? He had begun the early stages of dementia and was becoming increasingly confused and detached from reality. Also he was German.

How many Terry Pratchetts does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why didn't the jew eat pork? He was vegetarian.

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yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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