- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

A man was walking down the street He was then killed in a drive by.

What is better then fisting? Fisting with a metal studded glove

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Roses are gray Violets are gray Pansies are gray Daffodils are gray I am a dog :)

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

Adam Thomas is homosexual

Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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