XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

who is really lanky? james cornish

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

what the difference between a dog and a blue whale? im going to burn your house down

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

In soviet Russia...things are different

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

Santa and smart blond jump off a building who lands frost none nethither exist

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

How can you tell if a duck is behind you? Turn around

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Excuse me waiter! What the hell is this fly doing on my soup? I believe it's swimming on it, sir.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

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