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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the black man get a welfare check? Because he was either unemployed and decided he wanted someone to keep feeding his family, or decided to push forth the unfortunate stereotype of African-Americans not wanting to work and being lazy. Or maybe he didn't, why don't you ask him?

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Knock knock. Whose there? No one, I'm trying to tell a knock knock joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a fat zombie? Dead

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

XD, You must really like me Nero, do you think people have problems telling us apart here?

What time is it? 2:47 PM.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

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