- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats green and has wheels? A green car.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Barack Obama

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Knock Knock Come in

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

What starts with f and ends in u-c-k? a:****

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Got a card in the mail from my estranged uncle today. Yep.

what did the left foot say to the right foot? Nothing, feet don't talk

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

How many drugs does it take for Eminem to sing in a live concert? Enough.

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