What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

eoin burgin is fat

To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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