What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

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what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Do the roar!

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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