- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Q: why does the cat go out of the house by the window A: It doesn't the window is closed

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

What does "Ford" stand for? Nothing. It's the name of the company founder, not an acronym.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

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