- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

What is computers and smells like thin and fragile? dyslexic nipples.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

Two children decide to bury a time capsule in their backyard and open it 5 years later. They then break into tears realizing they have no backyard because they are orphans. They are now orange.

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

whats worse then finding your mom with your boyfriend? finding your dad with your girlfriend.

-What do you say to a woman with Two Black eyes?. -Are you really that dumb to leave the kitchen twice -Elder High School

Why was Timmy sad? He had 15 large cuban men slapping him for 27 hours straight.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

How was a blonde woman able to get into Harvard? She was smart and had a very good SAT score.

What happened to tommy for his birthday ? A new pear of shoes to put on. Tommy feet just got amputated. But it's okay... Tommy got a new comb. Tommy just got cancer. But it's okay tommy got a new pet dog... Tommy is abused by the dog I know what your thinking a dog can't abuse someone it was a cat

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