Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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What's sad about four children going over a cliff in a car ? Four children just went over a cliff in a car.

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How can you know your roommate is gay? His dick has the taste of shit

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

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Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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#Getweird

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2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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