- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

Why did the pelican cross the road? The man did not reply because his mother recently died in a car accident while crossing the road. She also loved pelicans.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because KFC was hiring

There is a horse sitting at a bar, and the bartender says MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Do the roar!

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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