Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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David Cameron

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The child was fired from his job.

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What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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What's worse than having a worm in your apple? 2012.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us << Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <<

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what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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