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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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"Everyone be very quite. Dont say a word or well get eaten by the big, fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "A word or well get eaten by the big fat stupid ugly fat faced dinosaur in that cave over there." "Look how clever Charles is now were all screwed."

Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

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