- Anti Joke

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Barack Obama

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

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It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Anti Joke

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Barack Obama

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call a fat guy? A fata*s mothaf*cka

denisssssssssssssss

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Look at the statement immediately below. Look at the statement immediately above. Hahaha! You cannot read this text! Therefore, the following joke fails to qualify as a joke and is therefore an anti-joke by virtue of constitution: Yo mama!

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka