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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

A frog hops into a bar. The bartender asks "What can I get you to drink?". The frog hops out and the bartender realizes he is talking to animals because he has anxiety issues and all of his friends leave him and he spends every night crying and waiting to be loved...so he shoots himself.

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Heroshima

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A cripple.

Why did the grandma stop baking cookies? Because she is an aging widow suffering from depression because her family seems to forget her existance as she barely lives day by day wilting in her 1 bedroom home.

A priest and a small child enter a bar. The bartender takes his son back from the priest, paying him $30 for his exemplary babysitting services.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

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