- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting eaten by a bear a bear getting eaten by a squirrel who ate you too.

roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

What's better than a stick? A stone

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

Y did the chicken cross the rode to/ get away from KFC

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