- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't tom concentrate on his homework? Because he was a loaf of bread.

What fires shots? A gun

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Kerry Katona becomes independent.

whats green and lives in the water

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

Why was the boy sad? A crazed drifter killed his family and made him watch.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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