Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Why is the baby not crying? Because it died of herpes. JUST KIDDING! Babies can't get herpes.

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

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lewis=cardiac

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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Q: What did the vomiting man say to his friend? A: BLEEEAAARRRGGHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to his wife? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGGHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the waiter in the restaurant? A: BLAAAAAARGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Leonardo DiCaprio? A: BLEEEEAAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the convenience store clerk? A: BLAAAAAARRRGGGGHHHH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to your mom? A: BLAAAARRRGGGHH!!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to Barack Obama? A: BLAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!! Q; What did the vomiting man say to the King of Saudi Arabia? A: BLAAAAAAAAAAAEEEAAARRGH! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the bartender? A: BLLLEEEEAAAARRGHHHH!!! Q: What did the vomiting man say to the funeral home director? A: BLLLEEEAAAARRRGGGHHH!!

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One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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What is funnier than 24 69

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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I sas Ratzinger a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

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What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

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What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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Anti Joke

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