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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

If you are riding on a boat and all the wheels fall off, how many pancakes would it take to make a dog house? It does not matter because fish don't like tomatoes.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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An elephant walked into a pub and ordered a strong Vodka and Coke. "Long day?" asked the barman. "Yeah. Very. So many people stroking my trunk in my apartment - It's meant to be a private place. I'm scared to go back there. One child said they were going to rape me."

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

yo momma is so ugly, she attempted to get plastic surgery and then died from the amount of blood loss she got when the surgeons realized her head was filled with tumors and they failed to extract them.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q.) What do you call a black man on the moon? A.) An astronaut.

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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