- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

A blode walks into a bar, She gets her hair dyed brown and is later presumed smarter due to a the genral public being steriotipical.

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why was the drunk man in jail? He had lost touch with himself because his wife cheated on him the previous night and to add to the fact she took his clothes so public nudity would be a problem.

womens rights

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

homosexual rights to marriage

What did the black kid get for christmas? Probably nothing as the social economy of the black race has been low in 2011 and hasn't raised by a penny in 2012.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

i am a slasher, a slasher of prices to get to the other side. poop goo goo gaga

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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