What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got ran over by a car.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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the only people that will miss whitney huston are her drug dealer and possibly bobby brown

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 9,405 licks (this may not be reliable I lost count since I kinda just bit it)

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

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How do you beat a black in sports. "shot him when the game starts"

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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A man is wrongfully convicted of murder and sent to prison. After a lengthy appeals process the guilty verdict is overturned and he walks away a free man.

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Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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whats the diferrence between a bush and an old lady? it be wierd if a bush had an old lady.

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Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

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New mission: refuse this mission

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Q: Why was the american flag red, white, and blue? A:Because that's how it is!

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David walks into a bar. Someone shoots him. Now hes dead.

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