- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

why did the baby fall down the stairs? i pushed it.

Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Have you seen stevie wonders new piano? No Well it's really nice

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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