- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How did the Mexican get into the United States? He applied for a Visa and was granted authorization to live and work in the United States on a permanent basis.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

your mama so old, shes dead.

What do an airplane and a strawberry have in common? They can both fly.... Except for the strawberry

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

How did little Tommy die? i pushed him into the deep end of the pool

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Betty White's wrinkly ass skin.

Chuck Norris was dropped twice when he was a baby, once on concrete and once on hardwood

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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