I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

A man walks into a bar and breaks his nose, he asks the bartender for help The bartender says "no you're a f***ing idiot"

How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

What did the star say to the asteroid? Nothing, astral bodies can't talk, you dipshit.

How many times has Belle Ahern been hit in the mutt 76. Stupid slut

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

(To the pretty girl at the bar) "Was your father a thief? Because I really would like to have sexual intercourse with you."

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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