- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does a clown wear makeup? So you can't identify him to police after he shoves your kids in his tiny car and drives away.

What do you call a cat in a piece of bred? An inbred cat.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

You: Why did hitler go to hell? Them: Why? You: You're an idiot.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Why does Michael J. Fox always have his martinis shaken? He thinks they taste better that way.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Whats the difference between the Taliban and a Football Team? I'm not on the football team.

Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

My dad calls me a son of a bitch and I'm like "hey! You married her"

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

whats white and smells like onions? an onion..

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

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