- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

A Priest, A Rabbi, and an Imam walk into a bar. They promptly sit down and have a friendly theological discussion.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

No soap radio

Two muffins are cooking in the oven, they say nothing to one another as muffins can't talk

Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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