How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

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what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Your moms so fat she struggles to to everyday tasks

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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A princess decided to kiss a frog in the hopes that it would turn into a handsome prince, as she found none of her suitors to her taste. The frog was incredibly poisonous and she died of total organ failure three days later.

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

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What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a Buddhist monk walk into a bar. A heated religious debate ensues in which everyone is uncomfortable and leaves questioning their own faith and fearing the unknown.

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chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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A man was walking along and got his legs shot off. He then proceeded to calm his wife and children and buy a wheelchair.

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what did the woman say? 'duhhh, i don't have a penis durr durr' (By the way, I'm trying to be not misogynistic, please let me know if you find this misogynistic in any way)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who went his whole life without ever telling a joke? He was still funnier than David Letterman.

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Robert Mugabe.

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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