- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

What's red, white, and black, and spins around and around? A penguin in a blender

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

My life has been getting worse and worse since I developed cancer.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What happens when there is a jew next to you and you are standing on a train track? A train hits you both and you both die.

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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