- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

what's a snake that has no legs a snake

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Why do new moms put "BABY ON BOARD" stickers on the backs of their cars? No reason. Hitting someone's car baby inside or not is against the law and very dangerous for passengers of any age.

A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Gay rights.

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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