copy me and i will kill you

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why was the blonde on the train tracks? Because she was tied up by a madman on crack.

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What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Pepperoni

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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- Knock Knock. - Who is it? - I am - I am what? - I am dying please help me. - Sorry, I don't speak with strangers.

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead of getting hit by the plane because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and ever since he was 8 years old he has wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why can't Hellen Keller have kids? Because she's dead, therefore does not possess the ability to bear children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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