- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Q: Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? A: A burglar

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Robin, get in the car, please.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

What does a duck have in common? The further it flies the more.

why did the girl fall off the swing..? because she became unbalanced and the force of gravity extended on her was too great to prevent the fall

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Do the roar!

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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