what will you never loose if you play world of warcraft your verginity

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You're mama's so stupid, she decided to go back to school and finish her degree in Russian Literature to improve her self-esteem and maybe -- just maybe -- save her marriage, which had been on the rocks, mostly due to her intolerable self-loathing.

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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kennah campion... being nice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scientists are still unable to fully understand the brain functioning of chickens enough to comprehend their motives for doing such a thing.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? Velcro.

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what do you call a cow on a rollercoaster? a very dangerous and unlikely event

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Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him he ain't gonna come.

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What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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A squirrel asks an apple where is the nearest gas station. The apple doesn't reply.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, but if the ladder is shaky, you might need another to hold it up.

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why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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