Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

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What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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An Jewish man worked at a bank, and ate chicken noodles for lunch and then stabbed and man playing the saxophone.

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How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

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what do you call a dumb blonde with no arms? Her name because she will not respond to anything else

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*puts thumbs up on own anti-joke. Nobody needs to know....

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Why did the boy only have one arm? tigers make terrible pets

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Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

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There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

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three white men are running after a black man,, the black man is winning the race

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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I C U P White stuff

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why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

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Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Two gay guys are cuddling in a park when they spot a hot, busty blonde jogging near them. One turns to the other and says, "Damn... It's days like this I wish I was a lesbian."

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