- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Modern math questions: If I have 9 apples and you have 12 ice cubes, his many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Q: Why are elephants afraid of mice and/or rats? A: Elephants tend to have bad eyesight and startle quite easily?

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Why did the pencil break? A Viking destroyed it with his beard.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Me either. Well, later. Later.

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

Homosexualism is so gay man

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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