- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i know where you live now I'm coming for you

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

It's not ok to have intercourse with a woman who say's "No!" But what about "Let go of me!"?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Why did the woman eat her sandwich. She was hungry.

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, That's what they tell me because I'm blind.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

What did the black man say to the white man when the white man was drunk and naked on the roof dancing? Quit fucking around Brad and get off my roof or I'm calling the police because this is the third time this month.

What's worse than finding a Worm in your Apple? being Mauled to death.

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