What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

dark humor is like food... not everyone gets it

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

im telling maguire

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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