- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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A man arrives at his work late, his boss says "why are you late?" Then man replys "...................." he was dead.

How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Flowers are colors Love me

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

I went out for a nice evening with my wife last week, and we kept getting dirty looks because I'm 42 and she's 19. I get that people are a little weird about that for whatever stupid reason, but it totally ruined our tenth anniversary.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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