Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Chuck Norris has normal human strength.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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Kinky = using a feather Perverted = using the whole chicken Weird = using chicken bones Downright disgusting = all of the above, plus a cat

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Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

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What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

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Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

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Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

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What do you call a white man sitting between two black men on a bus? A group of three people having a friendly conversation about the upcoming football season.

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Two girls are in a car together. The one in the drivers seat is texting while driving. The girl in the passengers seat notices this and tells her the she should put it away in case of a risk of a collision. She apologizes and puts it away and the two of them drive to the store unharmed and continued their normal day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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What do you do if your batteries die and you have none left? Go to your nearest battery selling retail store and buy some more.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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roses are blue violets are red dont judge me

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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Yo Momma So Fat!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy launched a flare. Nobody came.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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