why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

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Q.How do you kill a Zombie? A. You can't Zombies are fictional monsters that do not exist in our reality. instead why not focus on killing other things such as, Terrorists, Ants and People who piss you off

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

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Say the line below all very fast to get sudden strange sensation... Magic-ish. I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... ...BARKBARK BARK BARK BARK BARK! Done? Now sit Down, have a little treat Good boy/girl! :Look well at the sun, the jagged Blackness will consume all, Your little star forever but a ever fading memory.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

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Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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roses are red, violets are blue, if you want to success, stop being a mess..

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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