- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

BIG MAC'S

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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