- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two mufins in an oven. They did not say anything because muffins are incapable of speech.

what happened when joey asked the teacher to go to the restroom? The Teacher said "yes you may go to the restroom," not even putting into consideration that joey was a ginger and discriminating him because of it.

What's the difference between The Hulk and The Thing? One is green.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

an american walks out of a strip club.

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

NEVER

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

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