- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

There was once a man who lived in a box.

How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

What looks red and smells like barf? Depends on how you look at the situation.

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

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