the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Schizophrenia will affect over 1.5 million people this year. At least, thats what my flying, albino pet rhinoceros told me.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

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if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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123 f*ck off

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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i dont fisish anythi

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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