You know you guys are suppose to post jokes, not basketball comments.

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what starts with 's' and ends in 'ex' and muslims get a stiffy from it semtex.

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Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

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did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Why did little Sally throw a stick of butter out the window? Sally has a burning hatred for dairy products.

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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

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If your fighting an octopus on mars how many lamps does it take to repair a dog house? Nine because a toaster cannot ride a bicycle.

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

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Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

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What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

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