What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken had been running in the road's direction for some time, and continued travelling in that direction despite the road being in the way.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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i dont fisish anythi

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

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the bully said, you're just small fries. the fries couldn't help it someone ordered a small!

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Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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123 f*ck off

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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Your momma's so old she might die soon.

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Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

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