- Anti Joke

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

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A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

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saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

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Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

What's worse than this That :(

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

A black man walks out of a police station

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.