why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

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Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

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Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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why does the man appear fat he is

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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What's the worst way to say you want to break up? Kill her dog.

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What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

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How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

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What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

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Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

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Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

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A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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