Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but here's a free drink, you'll wake up in my basement.

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

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I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

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how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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NEVER

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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A kid walks into a bar and the bartender yells, "Get Out!"

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How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

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What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

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Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

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A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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