Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

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Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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What's worse that tripping over on your way home from work? Finding your entire family murdered

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

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hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

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johnny goes to the shops asks the lady at the counter, can i go home The Lady says ..... Buy one get one free

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

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what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

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What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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