The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

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ok when a fat person say he on a diet i said your on a sea food diet what evert you see you eat now get back to school John f kennedy students

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

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the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

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If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing ? Because she lost her balance and the force of gravity put upon her was too great for her to bear, resulting in her fall.

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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The blonde is in the park withb a rope a man passes and says what are u doing, she says im goin o hang and kill myself. the next day the man comes back and sees the blonde there alive he says i thought u were goin hang yourself she says i tried but i couldnt breathe.

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A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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