- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Here come the elephants over the hill!

A man carrying a bucket of golf clubs walks into a bar with a blonde, a brunette, and an asian. His name was Tiger Woods.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

The chicks at the bar last night were do hot. The girls weren't half bad either

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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