- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

why did the person die? He was 90 years old and was sick. Its natural

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

george goodburn is secretly mexican

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

Why couldn't the melons get married? As gay cantaloupes, their jurisdiction didn't allow for same-sex marriage.

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What name do you call a woman who is pregnant? Her first name.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

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