Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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You know what's funny? You got AIDs

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q:What do you tell a deaf person? a:nothing.

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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An astronaut and a cosmonaut are sitting in a bar, discussing who was better. The cosmonaut says, "We Russians were the first people in space!" The astronaut says, "That may be true, but we were the first to land on the moon my friend." The cosmonaut turns back to the astronaut and says, "Yes, but we shall be then first to ever land on the Sun!" So, the astronaut skeptically asks, "And how do you intend to do that?" The cosmonaut replies, "Simple.......we will go at night." Thank you to David Cross

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What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

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What did the Dark Knight say to the Policeman? I'm Batman

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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Your mom is so fat, she went to the hospital, and they intern, turned her exess fat into 12 babies.

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Why wasn't the little boy allowed to get a dog? Because the orphanage he lives at doesn't allow dogs.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Your mothers so stupid she is retaking her college courses so she can get a better job and support her family.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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A jew walk's into a bar. But actually it was a Gas chamber.

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