- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna know my life in a nutshell? Well you can't. Life is an inanimate object an will therefore not fit inside anything, let alone a nutshell.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

what's the difference between rice and an asian? one is a food.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

What happened to the guy who dropped his soap in the prison shower? His friend picked it up for him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

What did Ghandi tell St Peter as he passed through the Gates of Heaven? He didn't. There is no afterlife.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did Sarah fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

Why did the man get a DUI? Because he was driving under the influence.

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why was the boy afraid? Because he had just seen his dog get ran over by a tractor

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

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