Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What's long and black The unemployment line

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Why did the smoker die at a petrol station? He had lung cancer.

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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