what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

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What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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What did the man say to his doctor?

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Lady is taking her Alzheimer grandpa to shop for his birthday. Parks, gets out and opens the door for him. He looks at her and asks? Who are you?

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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How do you stop a baby falling down a well? Throw a javelin through its forehead.

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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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