Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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i like my woman how i like my coffe... without d i c k s

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

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A B C D E F G.... Gummy bears are chasing me 1 is red, 1 is blue 1 is tryin to steal my shoe now i'm running for my life cuase the red 1 has a knife

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

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Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

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What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

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LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

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WNBA

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What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

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did you hear about the argument between jamie jacob and dylan? daniel killed them all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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