what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

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A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

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Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

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What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

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How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

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If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

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What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

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What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

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outside your comfort zone

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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Why was the Asian girl doing a math problem? It was her homework that her teacher assigned her class.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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