- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

What's the difference between a portuguese widow and a llama? One is a portuguese widow and the other isn't.

that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

knock knock whos there I AM YOUR MOTHER!!!!

Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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