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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

A 16 year old girl went into a bar. The police realized she did not have an ID, and arrested her.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What is better than tissues? Correct!

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Why did the middle age man walk across the street? There were no vehicles currently driving on that particular road

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot you racist S.O.B.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

asians have slitted eyes lol

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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