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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Why did the white policeman shoot all the black people in a house and not the white people Because the black guys were holding the white guys hostage

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

what did the guy say on friday ? ah man im so glad its not monday tuesday wednesday thursday friday saturday sunday he then threw a horse at a plane while moonwalking on a star that was riding a duck that was on a rabbit. Sir jumpalot was working overtime as he had to pay for a free phone

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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