Sosiopath vs How I met your mother: BABABABABA BABABA RARARA LALALA ETC YOU GOT THE DRILL Kids, this is how I met your mother. I saw her at some store, I said "Hey sexy" She told me to fuck off, so I raped her, got out of prison years later, and kids, that is how I met your mother. ...Why I am leaving? Did I ever fucking say I was your father? I Just came here to tell you I raped and killed her after serving my time which was about 2 minutes, so kids, that is how I killed your mother. YOU ARE WELCOME BY THE WAY!Ungrateful kids. Moral of the story: If they are your kids, just say no and get away, and kill Robin for better television. Sociopath vs Grounded for life Moral: Shot the little kid, nobody will notice, not even his own family.Heck if you look at episode 34 you can see a tall handsome dude choking the life of a little boy in the background, and then letting him go just before he passes out and chokes him again? FUN FOR HOURS!

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person 1: Do you have a christmas necklace I could borrow for a party? person 2: I have a one with a leprechaun.

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A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

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What's the difference between my mom, and a bag of garbage? A bag of garbage is incapable of contracting aids

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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Can I have a dollar? I don't know, can you?

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last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

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Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

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What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

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Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

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Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

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How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

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A black man and a hispanic man are in a car. Who is driving? The guy who didn't call shotgun.

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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www.xnxx.com

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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