- Anti Joke

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

How does a Chinese person wear a contact lens? On a 45 degree angle

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael