How many dinosaurs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if you're talking about T. Rexes, you can forget about it! Their arms are too short to do anything! They can't even beat off!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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A successful, articulate, charming, well mannered, rich, young man walks into a bar.... Every night

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a white guy walks into a black guy bar who walks out. A. half black half white baby.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar No he doesn't. He's dead.

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What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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An egg and a sausage walk into a bar, and the barman says "sorry, we don't serve breakfast".

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

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I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

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What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

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" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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