one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

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My dog barks when someones at the door.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

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12 niqqa 12.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

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Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

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A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

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p lkl

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why am I writing this...im bored

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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