Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

my friend died in a car crash, now i have no friends.

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

12 niqqa 12.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why was the Jewish man celebrating cinco de mayo? Because he likes other cultures and Mexican food Except pork

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

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why am I writing this...im bored

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he has a frog stapled to his forehead

Knock Knock Who's there? Charles Grodin. Charles Grodin who? Exactly.

How do you know when everybody on a plane crash is dead ? When your the only one who walked out

A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

What did Soviet children dream about? Communism.

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