When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

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What is black, can fly and sing? R. Kelly.. "I believe I can fly"

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Why did the plane crash? Because he pilot was a loaf of bread

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

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A young man was lost wandering in a field, when he came upon a small house. He knocked on the door and was greeted by a scary southern man with a shotgun in hands. "I'm lost," said the man. "Can you put me up for the night?" "Certainly," the man said, "but on one condition. If you so much as lay a finger on my daughter, I will shoot you with this shotgun." He couldn't have sex with the daughter because he has severe erectile dysfunction.

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Why didn't the lady answer the phone? She is deaf and mute.

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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what would happen if american army lost their air supprt ? lmao

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What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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