- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

what is sticky and brown a black guys stick

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

What did the piano say to the guitar? "G, it's not A nice day. B careful, Dee." What did the guitar say to the piano? "F you!" What did the piano reply? "Eek! C you later!"

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

Sally heard a scream in a dark room and went to go see who it was. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally...

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