How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

haha Otarts was here

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

your mum is so fat her patronas is a cake...

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

360 NO SCOPE

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

why do midgets surf in kitchens? because of microwaves.

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