A: Did you know that cashews come from a fruit? B: Not really. This is an interesting fact. Any other facts you have? A: yes ("A" was lying)

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Evil Witch: Hey Snow White, want an apple. Snow White: No thank you, I just ate, I'm good. Evil Witch: But its good! Snow White: No thanks, I'm good! Evil Witch: Ill put caramel on it!! Snow White: NO THANKS! Evil Witch: FINE!! The Evil Witch then pulled out an AK - 47 and violently murdered Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? You're mom. It's your.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

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Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

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Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

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A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

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Why does the man have mayonaise in his pants? A: I don't know, I was hoping you could tell me.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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why does the guy jack off to black on black porn? because he's black

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What do you call a black man with a knife in his hand? A surgeon.

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What did Tarzan say when the elephants came over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill!

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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I GOT YOUR BUTT PUSSY!

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i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

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What's worse than putting stones in a blender? Putting a baby in a blender.

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcohol and it is killing his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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